Normally Exclusive to ScottLevy.com, but I wrote it, so I can put it here too...


9/26/03

That's right, I took over the off air report for Scottlevy.com this week because Kid Kash crippled Lokust Wednesday night and he was unable to report. Since I've never done a report like this on my site, and I did write it, I figured I'd post it over here to see how well it does. OK. I'm really lazy too, but enjoy none the less.


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BWA HA HA HA... I've taken over the off air report this week. We'll see how well the Evil Goddess can do here.

Please bear with me, I didn't know I was going to be doing this, so if I leave stuff out, I apologize ahead of time. I'll do my best.

...Lokust however sends his regards from ICU. I will explain all of this later.

Here we go...

Xplosion Report:

First off The Harris Boyz beat Chris Hero and ??? in a squash match. I really didn't pay too much attention here, but I know that there were plenty of H-Bombs to go around.

Abyss beat Delirious and ??? in yet another squash match where both Delirious and ??? were on the receiving end of a spinning Boss-man slam.

Sonny Siaki and Ekmo beat ??? How, I couldn't tell ya. (I told you I didn't know I was going to do this)

HBK.....'s cousin Michael Shane beat Jason Porcaro w/Dazi Hayze with dun dun taduna... "Sweet Chin Music"

And my personal favorite match for Xplosion...
AMW beat The Naturals w/Athena
This is the only match on Xplosion I paid attention too. The Naturals came out to A LOT of heat. AMW were really over with the crowd. This match was HOT, I guess mainly because these two teams have a history on the local indy circuit. The Naturals pretty much contolled the match by kicking Chris Harris' ass the entire match. James Storm got the hot tag after a "Tag the Cowboy" chant, got in a few moves and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him. AMW wins with the Death Sentence. Athena got BIG TIME heat from the crowd. They absolutely HATE her with a passion. She's an awesome heel chick, getting into verbal altercations with fans, including me. I never knew she was such a mean bitch...



PPV:
Show opened with Erik Watts and Don Callis having a pissing contest in the parking lot. Not really, they just clarified their positions. Watts controls what goes on IN the ring, where Callis controls what goes on OUT of the ring.

Next we have a hot performance by 3LK, which was thankfully interrupted by Glen Gilberti. They take it to the ring where The Gathering hits the ring and Raven plants Gilberti with The Raven Effect. Raven proceeded to cut a promo about being shamed, humiliated and embarassed and how he will have his vindication on The New Church and how they will feel The Raven Effect...

Jerry Lynn won an AWESOME 5 way elimination for the X-title #1 contendership. Juvi pinned Nosawa, Sabin pinned Kazarian, Lynn pinned Juvi, and Jerry pinned Sabin after a belt shot from Shane and a cradle pile-driver courtesy of The "EVIL F'n SHOW".


Black Shirt Security Chris Vaughn and Rick Santel beat Red Shirt Security Ryan Wilson and Kevin Northcutt. Santel suffered a legit injury after getting hit with the big boot. He landed wrong and broke his collar bone. OUCH!

Terry Taylor beat The K-I-D Kash after interference from AMW.

Simon Diamond, Glen Gilberti and David Young beat 3LK with Young hitting James with a Spinebuster for the pin.

I think there was supposed to be a bunkhouse brawl, but all I know is AJ and Trinity got their bare bottoms spanked by Dusty Rhodes. And he has a problem with midgets and trash cans.

The Gathering beat The New Church when Julio hit Sinn with a version of a spinning full nelson into a uranagi slam.(?) The New Church then hangs The Gathering from the balcony. As far as I could tell, Raven and Punk were really hanging, I'm not sure about Julio.

AFTER THE CAMERAS WENT OFF THE AIR
The New Church dropped The Gathering, did a few evil taunts to the crowd and then exited stage right.

Raven, Punk and Julio made their way back through the crowd to a standing ovation, with Raven dry-heaving the whole way. They paused at the ring side steps, took a breather and Raven raised Punk and Julio's hands, with the ovation continuing as they made their way up the ramp. They paused at the top of the ramp, Raven turned towards the crowd one last time before disappearing to the back.


MY THOUGHTS ON THE SHOW
Personally, I was enjoying myself untill that Piper interview. That killed the whole momentum for me, and seemingly the rest of the crowd too.

I didn't enjoy the dog-collar match too much, mainly because it was a big cluster-fuck and I couldn't follow it too well. I also don't understand WHY they had to have ANOTHER gimmick match. They just had a gimmick match last week, was another one really necessary?

Why are we seeing Raven and Douglas again so soon right now? Why did they bring Raven in so early on? I would've liked a bit of a mystery, left wondering what Raven was up to, how does he look, what kind of condition is he in...stuff like that. No mystery though. Blew their wad too soon. We didn't get a good Raven/Vampiro confrontation either.

I would've liked to have heard Vampiro's reasonings behind his attacks on Raven. Like he's pissed that Raven left him high and dry in WCW to get crapped on and pushed down the ladder or something of the sort. I dunno, that's just me.


Now as for the condition of Lokust. After the show, we were waiting on our friend Bo, who runs www.Totalnonstop.com when Kid Kash comes up and acts like he's gonna chop us. I naturally sell for the K-I-D and Lokust tells Kash to really lay one on him.

Needless to say it was the "Chop Heard 'Round the Asylum". Kash asked him how it felt and he played it aff cool saying "It stings a little". After Kash walked away Lokust turns to me and says "you know I'm holding it in, right? That hurt like a mothafrucker and I think my heart is in my back". I then had to carry my now crippled boyfriend out of the asylum and pour chicken soup down his throat at IHOP. Thanks Kash... ;)













Hey everyone, and welcome back.
I know for the last two weeks I've been trying to get everyone back to the shows, and then I go and no show. Pretty hypocritical huh? Well I feel the need to explain my non-actions, if you weeilll.

I was all ready to go, I had dawned my new pair of camo pants, a fishnet shirt, done my hair all up, put my make-up on and accessorized like I haven't done in years. I walk upstairs to tell my parents good-bye and my dad tells me that he's not feeling well. I asked him what was wrong and he said he's having chest pains. My dad had a heart attack in the summer of 1998 and that was a pretty rough time for me. Like I've said before, I'm a BIG daddy's girl. So I was worried about leaving and going all the way to Nashville and not being able to get home in time if something happened. But my mom told me to go and not worry too much and go on. She knows how big of a Raven fan I am and how BIG something like Hair vs Hair is. So Lokust and I left for his house to make our last stops before the show.

On our way, I find that the Heel Section seat drama had started up again. I was trying to stay positive, and was determined to go as planned and on the way I began biting Lokust's head off. He had truly done nothing to me, yet I was being a bitch anyway, for which I am sorry BTW. How was I supposed to go and have fun with all the drama going on again. In the last few weeks, I've tried to right any wrongs I may have done, and tried to form a peace treaty to no avail. So you can see how I may have felt overwhelmed enough not to go. My Dad thinks he's having a heart attack and TNA didn't want me there. So I took Lokust back home and I left, setting out on my own to think about a few things, see a friend and I did a lot of praying.

By the end of the night I felt better, my Dad is doing ok, he went to the Doc this morning and got hooked up with his meds. I got to finally talk to Lokust and hear of what an awesome event ocurred, and he told me he talked to Bob Ryder about the drama.

Bob, I don't know if you take notice to my little site, but if you do, please understand something. We are not trying to cause trouble for TNA. We want to go and have fun and HELP in anyway we can. I think Lokust explained this to you last night and that is our plan of action. We will be back next week, maybe not in the same seats, but we'll be back and I hope it's to welcome arms, if you weeilll, because I can't hang with the BS anymore. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I just want to have a good time. So lets stop all the politcal games and see if we can all get along. And if there are some people that don't want to cooperate, that's fine, punish them and not the whole group.

So I will be back at Lokust's side next week and we'll have a new POA. One that hopefully works out for the Heel Section and TNA. Hope to see you there.

And one more thing, Doug, I'm sorry and I really miss you. Maybe if I can muster up the courage, I'll give you a call. Or maybe if you don't hate me too much, call me.